just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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