so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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