Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
