Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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