Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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