So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
