Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just google imaged poop.
this beer tastes like vomit already
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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