More tranny stories later!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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