dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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