omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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