that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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