I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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