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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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