This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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