Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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