Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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