I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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