If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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