That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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