found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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