I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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