It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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