do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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