Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
