So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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