dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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