It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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