used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Alive.
So much puke
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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