sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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