Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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