Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?

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(619): View more from California

The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it

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(678): View more from Georgia

stop calling my apartment porn island.

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(207): View more from Maine

they said they heard you say put it in my butt

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(707): View more from California

Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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(310): View more from California

what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?

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(740): View more from Ohio

Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

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(540): View more from Virginia

I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.

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(636): View more from Missouri

She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol

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