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  New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

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  That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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  Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  other than the jail part I had a really good time with you

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• (310): View more from California

  OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes

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