This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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Can I color on your dick again?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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