Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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