Where is the hickey?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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Have fun and good luck.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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