My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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