Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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