Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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