Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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