i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
