I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Two words: nipple clamps
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