is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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