yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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