So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
