Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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