Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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