I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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