People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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