Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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