I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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