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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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