I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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