i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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