I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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